IT’S HITTING THE FAN IN ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA TODAY. I’D LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL WITH JUDGE JEFFREY L. ASHTON AS HIS FAMILY, ALLEGED FRIENDS, AND CO-WORKERS READ MY LETTER AND SWORN AFFIDAVIT.
And it’s only just begun.
Tens of thousands of News Releases, thousands of letters, dozens of complaints, several lawsuits, letters to every law firm and pro se party involved in cases with him, protests at the Orange County Courthouse, and so much more.
I’d love to get my hands on the names of the women he “accidentally” hit up on Ashley Madison.
I also want to contact the Cub Scouts to find out the truth about that deal.
FELLOW JUDGE: “Hey, Jeff, that’s some letter.”
ASHTON: “What letter are you talking about?”
FELLOW JUDGE: “The one where William Windsor reports you for all kinds of wrongdoing.”
ASHTON: “WTF. I don’t know anything about it.”
FELLOW JUDGE: “Well, get ready. It’s all anyone can talk about. I’d guess you are about to get removed as a judge.”
ASHTON: “WTF. Maybe I should resign before my third wife finds out or one of my Ashley Madison girlfriends, or the Cub Scouts….”