Jeff Ashton says on Ashley Madison he has a Skillful Tongue and Fingers and Member

MY JUDGE, JEFF ASHTON, HAS WRITTEN THAT HE HAS A SKILLFUL TONGUE AND FINGERS, AND MEMBER!

And he posted this from the Orange County Courthouse.  The Ashley Madison accounts under Jeff Ashton name were accessed from the IP address 66.193.236.254 that tracked to “host-204.ocnjcc.org” and the Ninth Judicial Circuit internal network.  Note his words used in a message on AshleyMadison.com — shown within quotation marks below:

JEFF ASHTON PROMISES CLIMAXES

“Please be real. I want someone that fantasizes about being brought to a climax by a lover with a skillful tongue and fingers as well as his member.”

JUDGE JEFF ASHTON LIKES LOTS AND LOTS OF TOYS!

“Also a big toy collection is a plus”

JUDGE JEFF ASHTON IS INTO ACTING… FANTASIES.

“I am looking for someone who has fantasies we can act out. Who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it.”

OH JEFFY-POO, I WANT IT.

“You must be discrete, not looking to change my situation just want to get excited again”

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The text shown above in quotation marks is exact quotes from the tiny little fingers of Jeffrey L. Ashton on the Ashley Madison website he accidentally visited 15 times.

I’m trying to get my hands on all of his “accidental” posts.  AshleyMadison.com is still operating.

And this Lying Bozo pretends to be a judge.

I’ve found the perfect retirement gift for Jeff Ashton.